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I need the second part to this joke. "What did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?" -- Don't upvote this thread.

I know the first part is "Dam." But there's a second part of the joke that one of my old coworkers told me.

What did the fish behind it say?

It was some sort of pun or play on words. I can't remember it for the life of me. Anyone heard the second part?

REQUEST: Jokes about Italians

I vaguely remember a joke about Italians talking with their hands, maybe while driving and/or on cell phones. If anyone remembers a joke like this, I will give them all of my upvote.

[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline?

If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me.

I like my upvotes like I like my women. ..

One at a time and not very often.

My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!!

Upvote for visibility.

My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment.

Upvote for visibility.

You always agree with me and like what I say even if you don't believe me. What am I?

An upvote

My friends and I were arguing about which of the Deathly Hallows was best: Cloak, Elder Wand or Resurrection Stone.

Upvote for invisibility.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight.

Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer's; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:

Hypochondria.

Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s

You can explore upvote poll reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean upvote reddit dad jokes. There are also upvote puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems.

Please Upvote for visibility.

WHY DO YOUTUBERS USE CLICKBAIT IN THEIR TITLES?!?!

I don't know, but if you upvote and comment down below you will be entered to win a level 40 Pokémon Go account with shiny Pokémon and all types of Pokémon!!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old

my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib

I only need 24 and then I can finally give myself head

An upvote is like a minute of sex.

I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5.

I hate those who seek affirmation from others.

Upvote if you agree.

There are two kinds of people I hate the most...

1. People who want other people's approval for their opinions

2. Karma whores

Upvote if you agree

I might not get many upvotes for this joke about high-yield savings accounts...

But it won't be for lack of interest.

What's orange, has a pointy head, and can take someone to the top?

An upvote.

Upvotes for no reason???

If I don't get an upvote after five minutes I usually

Isn't it just the worst when you see absolute dirty beggars, begging for upvotes?

Upvote if you agree!!

I'm trying to spread "quotient" awareness

Please upvote for divisibility.

How do you like the new upvote sound

I don't hear it either

I'm clicking on this post now.

I think it's mildly humorous how this joke is written in the first person, so I'll leave an upvote because I feel obliged to do so.

Can I have your upvote?

I have kleptomania.

If this gets 1,000 upvotes my wife said she'll have sex

Please don't upvote, she's still on holiday

What rhymes with fortnite?

Upvote this post and I'll upvote you bacnjust leave a coment letting me no you upvote and I'll upvote you!! :D

What do you do when you see a postman?

Upvote, man!

The new sound the upvote makes

I honestly got surprised

You would fail for it ;)

A generic tittle

3 kinds of people i hate.

1: people that cant spel

3: people that can't count.

2: people that ask for upvotes

Upvote if you agree.

My girlfriend says if I get over 1000 upvotes, we will have threesome with her best friend.

Please upvote so that I can have best day of my life.

If I got one upvote for every repost on this sub...

...someone else would probably post this joke again in two days.

What's the opposite of down disenfranchisement

Upvote ;)

The funniest joke here is that y'all complain about reposts but yet still upvote them anyway

There i said it

My wife said if this gets a thousand upvotes, I might get some crazy action tonight. So, please don't upvote this.

No action is needed.

In canada...

You can upvote the upvote people gave you

For every upvote this get

I'll throw a peanut at my roommate

I found upvote hack

Give me 10 upvotes and I will reveal how to do

Two Men Walk Into A Bar

Upvote Me Now

I wonder why I can't get any upvotes...

Guess I'll have to make myself happy with down votes. Can this post get more than 90 down votes please. I really worked hard on this one.

I became invisible

Upvote for visibility

When you really don't like a post, upvote it first.

Then when you downvote it, you'll remove TWO karma points!

an upvote in october is an "updoot". whats for november?

an "upnoot" (go easy. first timer here)

Orange man bad

Right? I see on CNN! Orange man very bad xD! Upvote please friends!

Imagine how annoying it would be if we got alerts for every upvote we received

for everyone except me

It's fairly easy to get a lot of karma. All you have to do is upvote and comment on your post with a couple of alt accounts.

Just don't forget to switch before you do it 😉

Upvote if I got you

Have you ever wondered why when you accidentally bite your tongue it hurts, but when you bite it on purpose it doesn't?

Why are you biting your tongue now?

Upvote if I got you!

What Did The Students Say When Hermione Got The Answer Rigt?

"3 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" XD

1 upvote = 1 Laugh
XD

If this gets 1 upvote....

It will have more upvotes than Amy Schumer has original jokes.

What happened to the frog when he parked?

He got toad!

Give me an upvote :)

I was asked what I think life will be like in 2 years.

I said "Hey, I don't have 2020 vision."

Last day you can upvote THIS repost!

I hate when people ask me how I see myself In a couple years.

I don't have 20/20 vision.

This is the last day when you can upvote this

I just made a new joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 ate 9

Upvote if you like original content
(I made this)

What do you call an upvote that changes colors ?

A karma chameleon

Give a Redditor an upvote and he'll be happy for a day.

Suspend a man's Reddit account and he'll be happy for a lifetime.

Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day.

Feeling desserted.

Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday

I feel desserted

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?

Cause it was his DOOT-ty

You should always upvote a joke about Peter Pan, even if you have heard it before.

It never gets old.

What's the best way to get upvotes on Christmas Eve?

It's a piece of cake.

Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day.

I feel desserted

Shoutout to u/sse2k for letting me repost this joke.

What happens when you don't get any upvotes on your cake day....

You feel desserted.

It's my Cake Day

Upvote or I'll be in tiers.

I'm sick and tired of all these people farming karma on their cake day.

Anyways, an upvote would be appreciated.

Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday

I feel desserted.

Happy cake day to me :)

Patient got heartburn.

A patient goes to his doctor and says, every time I eat cake I get heartburn

The doctor responds, next time remove the candles first

Now upvote me for my cake day

Sigh, nobody will upvote a cake joke on my birthday

I feel so desserted.

Nobody upvotes cake day jokes anymore

I feel like I've been desserted

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